some assholes on instagram

posted a picture of my friend with devil horns and a giant mustache and beard, so i posted this picture of me on her facebook

edgur:

life is like a box of chocolates

i don’t have a box of chocolates 

I notice everything.

And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.

I buy only the classiest things at the 99cent store. Plastic forks and mini bottles of martinelli’s 4ever (Taken with instagram)
mother-rucker:

a book i have never read
Schedule

So since I auditioned into CBU’s School of Music, I had to rearrange my schedule. I moved Info Systems Essentials to the 8 o’clock hour on M-W-F, even though those days are super busy to begin with, I dropped Intro to Philosophy altogether, and I added 5 music classes. 5. And I’m not even a music major. That’s not including pep band (which is extracurricular, but gives me more money).
In order to claim my scholarship, I have to be in Concert Band, Pep Band, New Song (women’s choir), Choral Union, and I have to take private instruction for clarinet and voice.
18 units in my first semester, I hope I don’t kill myself.

What is going on?!

This is the first time in ever that I’m totally not interested in dating anybody and like 5 guys are trying to get at me right now. Wow.

  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
  • me: not with that attitude
huuuh (Taken with instagram)
what the fuck are friends for

please, someone remind me

  • 911: what is the emergency?
  • me: they keep liking my pictures not reblogging them

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